A long time ago in a pub far far away...
Beer Coasters Podcast
It is a period of civil war. Rebel brewmasters, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the Evil Macrobrew Empire. During the battle, Samuel Adam’s The Black Lager managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the FIZZY YELLOW BEER, a diabolical beverage with enough power to destroy an entire palette.
Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, the rebel agents, Stone Brew, Brew Dog and Cambridge Brew race home aboard their Juxtapostion Black Pilsner.
Avoiding the frigid Ice Brewed Temperatures of the the planet Adjunct, they arrive at the swamp world of Dixie where they enlist the help of the wise Brewmaster known as Blackened Voodoo. He tells them of a coming event that will once again bring balance to the palette with the power of the Schwarzbier.
“Travel to the planet of Cape Ann you must. Strong is the power of the Fisherman’s Eclipse. Yes.”
With their mission clear, our heroes embark on their final journey. Custodians of the stolen plans that can save their palettes and restore taste to the galaxy….
May the Schrwarzbier with you.