This be our sixth epic voyage into charted waters. But, this is no ordinary journey. These waters seem strangely placid and uneventful. It seems months have gone by and the crew has seen no action. Not a single Sea Hag to quench their thirst. Aye, but this is merely the Calm Before The Storm. So, me Buckos, have your Iron Balls at the ready - it's going to be a rough ride! Cheers!
Intro music: "Escaping The Kraken" by Peter Crowley Fantasy Dream