Many Christmases ago, I went to buy an 8 Maids-A-Milking from The Bruery for an upcoming episode of the Beer Coasters Podcast. As I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way! Out of that, a new holiday was born: A Festivus for the rest of us!
After the Festivus dinner, we all gather around the fireplace and have a Fireside Chat and tell all the Homewreckers how they've disappointed us over the past year. Instead of a Jovial tree, there's a pole, which requires no decorating - we find tinsel distracting. Happy Festivus everyone!
Festivus Song by Danny Lutz
Festivus Song by Brett Houston